Lo-Fi

Square Pizza and Miller High Life, the first of many examinations of neighborhood bars, and a totally not-arbitrary ratings system.

Not a Review of Pet Shop

I’ve been busy, which means I haven’t been able to produce as much pithy content as I would like.

If you’d like a window into the depths of my apathy and laziness please re-read that last sentence.

1,000 words on terrible cocktails, great tonic, and the general feeling of disappointment that comes from getting a sword for Christmas.